Post by Trinity on Jun 28, 2007 0:45:53 GMT -5
I got an e-mail from a friend of mine, and I wanted to share a couple of saying with you.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
“Da-aaad…”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No, you had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later: “Daaaa-aaaad…”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out in and out in and out and keep slamming the door shut until St, Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
When I was six month pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!” I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I know.” she replied, “but what’s growing in your butt?”
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
“Da-aaad…”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No, you had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later: “Daaaa-aaaad…”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out in and out in and out and keep slamming the door shut until St, Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
When I was six month pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!” I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I know.” she replied, “but what’s growing in your butt?”